His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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