we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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