? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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