make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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