There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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