Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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