i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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