just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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