if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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