i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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