So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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