I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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