so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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