And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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