I heard we made out
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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