it wasn't lemon gatorade
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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