is wine microwaveable?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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