it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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