So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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