Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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