Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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