talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
My life is pants optional.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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