Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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