What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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