im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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