I'm jealous of your bromance
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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