I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize