I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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