so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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