Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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