guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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