i will never coherently bang her
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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