Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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