so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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