She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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