I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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