the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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