Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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