Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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