Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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