i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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handjob tips. give me some.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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