Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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