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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  so today I found out that she used to be a he....

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  are you gonna get a divorce?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Oh god. Standing was a rash decision

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  I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.

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  secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.

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  My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second

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  Hashtag Pathetic

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.

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