: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic