Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  guess who came home with a hottie last night

  (1-805): View more from California

  Def drugged

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): guess who came home with a hottie last night (1-805): Def drugged http://tfl.nu/j05c
  Replies (3) Good night (742) Bad night (891)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes. http://tfl.nu/14d6
  Replies (14) Good night (4390) Bad night (1493)
• Favorite

  (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (810): I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future. http://tfl.nu/04uk
  Replies (31) Good night (1786) Bad night (6579)
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions. http://tfl.nu/w3io
  Replies (17) Good night (1241) Bad night (8174)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral. http://tfl.nu/35ny
  Replies (7) Good night (1584) Bad night (4020)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck. http://tfl.nu/69rd
  Replies (17) Good night (7994) Bad night (2167)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America. http://tfl.nu/x9dk
  Replies (7) Good night (2236) Bad night (1002)
• Favorite

  (712): View more from Iowa

  Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (712): Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night. http://tfl.nu/6nit
  Replies (10) Good night (2456) Bad night (810)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea http://tfl.nu/4yvx
  Replies (2) Good night (1060) Bad night (666)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit http://tfl.nu/a7ne
  Replies (13) Good night (935) Bad night (559)
• Favorite

  (630): View more from Illinois

  Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.

  (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm bringing the tv in with me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (630): Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice. (309): I'm bringing the tv in with me. http://tfl.nu/mqt8
  Replies (17) Good night (1996) Bad night (1161)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future http://tfl.nu/c1z9
  Replies (1) Good night (1086) Bad night (855)
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom... http://tfl.nu/xo96
  Replies (4) Good night (911) Bad night (578)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway. http://tfl.nu/5xxq
  Replies (0) Good night (507) Bad night (316)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME http://tfl.nu/54hn
  Replies (5) Good night (587) Bad night (292)

Randomize