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(712): View more from Iowa

She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...

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(712): She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow... http://tfl.nu/48nf

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(417): View more from Missouri

You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?

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You can't be serious.

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(417): You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right? (573): You can't be serious. http://tfl.nu/cmch

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(212): View more from New York

I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.

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(212): I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants. http://tfl.nu/n3gu

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

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(902): he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us.. http://tfl.nu/wn2b

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.

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(902): Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather. http://tfl.nu/j9u3

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(307): View more from Wyoming

you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood

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(307): you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood http://tfl.nu/ts9e

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(208): View more from Idaho

I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.

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(208): I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants. http://tfl.nu/k57a

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(512): View more from Texas

If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls

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(512): If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls http://tfl.nu/26r3

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(443): View more from Maryland

does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?

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(443): does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us? http://tfl.nu/0adv

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(214): View more from Texas

Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?

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(214): Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece? http://tfl.nu/qvgx

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(970): View more from Colorado

I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on

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maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit

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(970): I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on (1-970): maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit http://tfl.nu/o1f7

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(952): View more from Minnesota

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.

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(952): WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms. http://tfl.nu/gsmc

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(816): View more from Missouri

Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me

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(816): Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me http://tfl.nu/eiw2

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(315): View more from New York

My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.

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(315): My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair. http://tfl.nu/70uu

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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.

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(314): I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel. http://tfl.nu/ipcm

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