I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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