i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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