You're completely useless in the revolution.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
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