My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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