He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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