have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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