is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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