I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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