Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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