I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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