Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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