I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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