just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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