There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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